Friday, September 4, 2009

Stupid People

OKAY HONEY, Let's talk about just Stupid people..This will be brief, but this is something that I encountered while on my lunch break a few moments ago...

In SUBWAY, why this lady and her elderly mother was in line in front of me..They had already ordered 5 salads that the Subway person was working on. OKAY cool...but ummmm this takes like 30 mins, cause neither one of them can decide what THE HELL they want on the damn salads..Everything the lady asked do they want they say no..then 2 seconds later say Yeah go ahead and put that on there...UGGGGHHHHH!!! Make up ya damn mind...I AM ON BREAK HERE!!!!

Okay Honey, then after all this goes down my Sandwich is done and sitting at the register, but of course these 2 STUPID woman are still there trying to pay for their food cause they bought the damn store...and chips and sodas toooo...The daughter says "you pay for these and let me go get something for Dad"..and walks back to the beginning of the line and orders a sub..MIND YOU the entire time she is ordering she is talking from where she is to her Mom standing at the register asking "what to put on the sub" which ultimately confuses and slows the lady down trying to get her money out and pay cause after all she is elderly!!!!..OKAY HONEY, WHY THE HELL didn't your Mom just get the sandwich since you HAD NO CLUE what your dad wanted on it from the get go?..AND WHY THE HELL, didn't ya'll think about getting him a sandwich when you was ordering ALLLL them DAMN salads for everybody in your family and 3rd cousins too?...Ya'll are holding up the DAMN Line, I AM ON MY DAMN BREAK!!! (and I know you see my name badge on me..so you know I'm on break)





ONE LAST issue for today this one is with SUBWAY.itself...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get people to work the register than can READ, SPEAK, and COMMUNICATE in ENGLISH!!!! This man is asking another lady every second what do I push to ring this up...then he mumbles something to you about chips and drink and puts his hand out....WHAT THE HELL?? Are you asking for money or do you want my hand in marriage.....I don't know what you just said!!!!
UGHHHHHH

TTFN

There goes that BITCH Karma again...

My car over heated on the way to work yesterday. If I see that Bitch Karma again I am going to F*ck her ass up on site. Damn I better not say that shit. I can see Karma really F*uking with me now. Maybe I need to do a good deed. Anyone in need of a favor? I'm not lending nobody no money, so don't come to me with that.

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Thursday, September 3, 2009



OKAY HONEY, nothing to talk about today but I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Homegirl SASHA SPICE today !!! HAVE FUN GURL, don't do nothing I wouldn't do...(that don't leave much..LOL)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Karma is a BITCH!

So earlier this week I called into work late. My excuse was that I had a flat tire, which was a LIE. Well today, you better believe that I sure as hell had a flat tire. Damn! It's always something. I guess that's what my ass gets for lying.

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Confessions Part IV:Its Getting Hot in Here!


....Next Day:

I couldn't shake that kiss the whole way back home. I tried to refrain from getting so caught up in the moment...after all, he is a taken man. Its best if I just try to forget about him. Yea that's the best remedy for me: Erase Hazel G out of memory.
Meanwhile after another long trying week at my unfulfilled job, it was now time to yet again, hit the road for rehearsal. Rehearsal usually started promptly at 6pm and ended around 8 or 9pm. That was usually the time when Hazel G and I met up before I went back home but that cannot happen tonight...nu-uh! No way!
Yea rt! I knew that my ass was in trouble as soon as Hazel G and his partners came to the rehearsal to preview the dancer's choreography.
"Damn why did he have to see me! Maybe if I hurry to my car after rehearsal, things will be ok. Maybe since we're in public he won't try to make a move at all" I thought. Well my ass thought wrong! B/C soon after I got in my car, my phone rang. Hazel G.
" Where you at ma?"
"On my way home"
"Don't go yet...I got something for you....meet me somewhere ."
"Here we go again", I thought
So I bust a U-Turn and head back to our secluded private spot. This man is making me act so out of the ordinary...Lord help me!
So Hazel G is walking looking so good in a fresh white beata..muscles shining through his chest, nice fitted denim jeans and a matching blue denim fitted cap... He sees my car and waits for me to pull up...I see him standing there with a big ass grin on his face like he just won the lotto or something.
He gets in the passenger side of my truck.

"Ok Hazel, so what is it that you wanna show me?"
He reaches in his bag and pulls out a magazine...the first issue he and his company published with pictures of him all in it. Damn he looked so fine.
Then he pulls out a notebook with a few songs he wrote about me, 1 of which he is in the process of recording with one of his artists.
"You know I wrote this song that night after we kissed. I'ma have my boy sing it and we gon do a video for it too. They all wanted to knw who inspired me for the track cuz its so detailed. Little do they know, you were my inspiration. This track is completely about you."
Damn, I thought. No this boy did not write an entire song that will be published, about me. What if his girl hears it and pays close attention to the lyrics of the song? What will she think? Well maybe she'll somehow think it relates to her...
In the midst of me thinking all these conflicting thoughts, Hazel G pulls me closer to him again, and kisses me. I am melting in his arms. I feel so weak which is what his kisses always do to me.
I then pull away and look out the window. He senses something is wrong and tells me he has something to tell me.
I ask what it is but he says he is afraid to reveal it to me. He doesn't know how to say it. I hope its not what I think it is...
"All I know is that I've been falling for you since the day I met you...since our 1st initial conversation." "You are so amazing. I can't stop thinking about you all day long, non stop u r always on my mind"
"Your touch
(& w/this he brushes his hands across my chest and caresses my breasts)
"Your scent" (& w/this he kisses my neck and runs his nose and tongue up and down my shoulder blades, nape, ear lobe)
"Your taste" (& w/this he turns my face to match his and licks my lips with his tongue)
With this we both became swept into an ocean of French kisses. Our tongues danced around in each other's mouths swimming in a sea of erotic bliss. A river of ecstasy.
Damn I am soaking wet at this point. I can feel the moisture seeping through my red sweats!
Wetness beginning to Trickle dwn my leg...

Side bar:
I've always thought I had a medical problem growing into womanhood, b/c for no apparent reason, I would always stay wet.I didn't even have to be aroused. For some odd reason I would always have some form of moisture dwn there at sum point of the day. SO now when I do get turned on, that amount of moisture amplifies over 100xs!
So being aorund Hazel G was pretty much like Niagara Falls dwn there!
Anyway as we kissed, Hazel G's hands explored every inch of my body. He gently massaged my breasts (which r extra sensitive and my spot!) running his fingertips over my nipples each time making them harder and harder poking through my black tank top. Then his hands slowly move down my waist caressing the small arch in my back which he loves. Then he moves lower down over each thigh massaging them in the best fashion that is simply unexplainable.
He moves in lower...and lower...Oh no, please don't touch me there! I thought.
But he keeps on going and soon slips his hands in between my legs and thighs caressing the soft pearl every man seems to love on a woman.
"Damn girl, you soaking down there and I haven't even done anything to you yet! he laughs.
"No Hazel, we can't...we gotta stop...please" I whine. Not meaning a damn thing of what I'm saying.
Without saying anything Hazel hops into the back seat of my truck and pulls me with him. He's so damn strong!
Then he places me on his lap and continues kissing me, while I grind on him in the process. I can't help it. This man takes me to a place where all my guards come down. My hips rock back and forth feeling how hard he was and oh how BIG! OMG I did not know he was packing this much meat!
We get lost in all the touching, groping, caressing and kissing that I didn't even feel him slide my sweats my down or even hear him unzip his pants to reveal the massive bulge ready to dig in my sweet spot. It wasn't until I felt him slide my black lace thongs to the side that I jumped up!
"What r u doing Hazel, we cannot do this!"
"I know, you're right but I can't help myself. You turn me on so much and I feel so connected to you. I just gotta have you"
"Hazel we- we ca- can't," I try to mumble but its too late. He sticks his tongue back in my mouth to shut me up and grabs my little waist back down on him...all the way down on him."No we can't do this . It's not right . We gotta stop, we gotta stop, I'm thinking. But no words are able to escape my mouth. Only soft moans of pleasure and ecstasy as I feel the tip of the head of his hard ass dick make its way entering my throbbing hot wet spot. I try to get up but he thrusts himself upward sliding all the way into me while holding my arms down. Now I know I'm small but honey lemme tell you, this man filled me up completely!
I could feel him in my stomach!
Guess this is what the term pleasurable pain means...
Suddenly we see headlights approaching our direction. Oh shit, not again!
He throws me off his lap with the quickness and we both duck, crouching low in the backseat. (I'm mad he threw my lil ass like a rag doll...homeboy is quick! )

"Hazel maybe this is a sign for us to stop, we can't continue doing this. We've already gone too far as it is" I exclaim
"Girl please, after getting a good sample of you, I'm no where near done with you yet..."
he says.
I gotta take a pause from my story guys,
Gorgeous is hitting me up now...

Neighbors

OKAY HONEY, lets talk about the people who live next door to you. I live in a townhouse and the chic that lives next door is a real sometimey bisexual wench..I don't want ya'll to think I bad mouth everybody (cause I don't) but I do speak the truth. She use to be gettin it in with a bunch of dudes, and now all of a sudden there is this one chic that lives there with her in a 1bedrm. Does that not sound funny?? I haven't seen any more guys over since, only a few other girls in and out, but NO MORE DUDES...makes you say HMMMMMMM. Now that you have a background lets get into the juicy stuff..OKAY HONEY, so this chic one day approaches me outside in the parking lot talking about "Can you keep the Noise down, I can hear you" SO I am like "what noise, we don't have the TV loud", She goes on to say " No, I mean I can HEAR you having SEX".....So HONEY, my mouth dropped!! First of all I can't believe she even approached me to say that, secondly sounds like you are a HATER cause Im getting it in and its that GOOD that its that LOUD!!! So I simply replied to her.." Sorry, but we shall see"!! LMAO..

Okay so the next encounter she is all nice and stuff letting me pet on her little dog (1 of 2 dogs), and moving him out the way cause she was walking him out back..(without a leash) and I was trying to take out my trash!!
More recently she comes knocking on my door on a Sunday morning, informing me that her CaT has jumped over the fence into my yard, and asked if she can get in the back to get him..SO I said "Sure I'll go open the gate"..She comes in gets her cat and bounces...(2 dogs and a cat, yea a regular pet store)

which leads me to this post......................

YESTERDAY, I come home from work and noticed that my back gate lock was hanging, and the brick that is usually blocking the gate door was pushed back. SIMULTANEOUSLY, I noticed the chic next doors cat jumping back over the fence into her yard from my yard.. (R u thinking what I'm thinking?)

OKAY HONEY, so none of the stuff in my backyard was taken, to include my daughters bike, or our grill...OBVIOUSLY whomever (clearing my throat) broke in was just coming to get what they needed...(clearing my throat again).
SOOOOO I called the rental office and reported her cat jumpin in my yard, and I called the police and filed a report. I don't think the chic is even paying a pet deposit, so I hope the rental office digs into dat ass...I even went to Lowe's and got me 2 more locks for my gate..I liked to see whomever (clearing my throat) come try to get back in my fence now.....And if I see my Neighbor in the parking lot, I got some approaching of my own to do to her!!!!

TTFN

Monday, August 31, 2009

Confessions Part III (The Kiss)

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Evening Honey bunches!

I’m going to dive right back into the rest of my tale for you all. I know how you hate waiting for a story to reach its core purpose so here goes…

So Hazel G
and I were spotted talking in the dark…it was a very awkward encounter…almost reminded us of a drive by…the car shines its light in our direction, then slowly creeps up past us, stops rt in front of us then circles back around and drives away. No one said anything but we both knew our director saw us and she didn’t seem too happy about it.
So anyway for now we just left the situation alone. I went back to my hometown until the next rehearsal. See every weekend I drove about 2 hours to the city where the show would be held in order to rehearse with the other dancers. It was about 3am in the morning as I drove back home and I didn’t even expect HazelG to call me afterwards. After all he was popular, gorgeous and successful…mad women stayed throwin their goodies in his direction. What r the chances he would take the time out to give a no-name like me the time of day? Well to my surprise, only moments after I reached the interstate heading home, my phone rang…it was Hazel G calln to check up on me to make sure I made it home safely. How sweet. In fact literally every day after our first meeting, Hazel G would call and text me and we’d laugh and chat for hours on end until it was time for both of us to get to work.
Even while he was out clubbing doing promotional tours with artists like Twista, Bryan Bizz, Governor, Michelle Williams, etc he would still text me and call me just to hear my voice or to see what I was up to. We really became CLOSE.
The next week it ws time for my reg weekend rehearsal so I made my usual 2 hr trip to his htown to practice. After a long tiresome dance rehearsal, Hazel G asked me to meet him somewhere before I went back home. We had to be discreet so I found a nice quiet isolated spot to meet with him. He pulls up and proceeds to get in my car. He tells me how excited he was to see me and we begin to delve into another deep convo. Then the convo got sexy. We spoke about our fantasies. He revealed how attracted he was to me and how his feelings for me constantly grew stronger each day ... I was afraid to look at him while he spoke b/c those gorgeous eyes would captivate me.
Then it happened…He leaned closer to me, lightly grabbed my cheek turning my face towards his…leaned in, and kissed me.
It was the most passionate, deep, sensual kiss I’ve ever experienced. His long, thick, rough tongue flicked up and down the middle of my tongue gently massaging it with light circular motions. He literally was stroking my tongue with his. He grabbed my waist pulling me closer into the kiss, breathing heavily. My boobs were pressed against his hard chest. I mean I could literally feel our heart beats synchronize. His tongue then licked up and down the outside of my lips tasting and teasing…the tip of his tongue flickering as he licked my upper and bottom lip and sucked them in and out.
“Mmmmm….you taste like bubble gum” he said. “So tasty”
(thanks to my trusty flavored lip gloss I was wearing…luv that stuff lol) I was so hypnotized and so into the moment that I did something I normally would not do…
I leaned back over him, cupped his face in my little hands and kissed him back! I mean REALLY kissed him. Licking him lightly from his shoulder blades kissing the tips of his shoulders and lining my tongue all the way up to his neck suckling ever so gently. He moaned with delight as I did this. My kisses then traveled to the nape of his neck on up to his ear lobe gently biting it…then I stuck my tongue rt in his ear canal swirling it around and around in light circle motions! This must have driven
him wild b/c with this gesture he actually moaned out my name! More than once! He said no one had EVER done that to him before EVER!
OMG, damn girl! That shit felt so good it sent chills up my spine when you did that girl!” he stated.
Now ladies if you have never tried kissing or licking this spot on your man, let me tell you, it seems to drive them wild! Make sure he’s clean though…you cnt do this w/just any old body tasting a mouth full of ear wax…yuck! Oh no honey, BUT if your man is as luscious as how I feel about Hazel G, then he is a good candidate to try this on.
Anyway, I broke our kiss and snapped back into reality not believing what we just did. Even though we only kissed, I know it wasn’t right b/c he has a girlfriend. I told him I had to go…I was so confused. He didn’t want me to leave and apologized for making the first move on me, but what he didn’t know is that I actually wanted him to kiss me...in fact I wanted him to do a lot more to me that night…
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Confessions Part II (The Meeting)

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So honey bunches, you’ve recently discovered that I have a secret love life…
Well what I didn’t tell you was that before meeting Gorgeous, I made a vow to remain celibate until God bought the right man who is truly designed for me in my path. And for several months I kept my pledge of celibacy waiting for the man God ordained for me. I remained alone, ignoring past guys’ calls and text msgs of wanting to get back with me and make things rt. I chose to stay single and wait on the man God had in store for me. Was it hard…hell yea! I have a very high sex drive and holding out is not easy, but I did. I was not giving up the goods until Mr. Right came along…and that’s when I met him...

We met during my 1st show at this club way out in the boondocks somewhere. It was mad late and dark as hell with no streetlights…only lights seen was from the headlamps of our cars.
SO Gorgeous and his partner accompanied me and the other dancer I was performing with that night. They served as sort of like our body guards, watching over us until it was time to hit the stage. During our wait period, we all got to know each other, sharing our backgrounds, who we were, age, where we’re from, etc…you know the small talk… but after the show me and…hmm I forgot to name our sexy new friend….let’s call him Hazel G. So me and Hazel G talked got better acquainted after the performance. We seemed to have more of a connection…we faced similar hardships growing up, we both grew up in the ghetto, low income families, both love and have a huge passion for music, even have similar tastes in foods, and TV shows we watched, and our views and perceptions on the people of today’s society especially in our ethnic community, were very alike. We both have similar goals, are advocates of change, wanting to use our success to give back to the poverty ridden communities such as the ones we grew up in, etc….so in a nutshell we sort of fell for each other from the initial conversation.
Problem is: He confessed that he does have a situation with a long time girlfriend in which he has a 1 yr old son by. He expressed how sometimes he doesn’t know what his status is b/c things between the 2 haven’t been right for a while. “Mane we stay beefing” as he exclaimed. “If you say so…” I said which is always the line I use when I’m skeptical of something someone tells me. I have major trust issues as you’ll later learn.
I gotta give it to the brotha tho; he is the first guy to keep it absolutely 100 w/me.
However, knowing his status whether they beefing or not, I don’t give a damn, he’s still taken! And Sasha dnt share w/nobody! I refuse to be played like that!
Only solution: I had to fall back and not take things any further other than friendship (if even that) as I told him. He says he definitely wants to keep in touch with me. He liked the good head I had on my shoulders at such a young age and never met anyone so compatible to him ….yea yea yea... I decided okay we can exchange numbers at least and stay friends but nothing more.
BUT and this but is a BIGGIE….it was against the rules for the artists/producers and the model/dancer participants of the show to communicate w/ each other outside of business. So if the director finds out about our secret talk and exchange of contact info, I could be cut from this show and all future shows. We had to keep our friendship on the low Big Time!
Meanwhile… after my performance in the boondocks, Hazel G helped take my bags to the car. The director had gone to the store to grab a few things and was gone for a while.
So we stood by my car in the darkness talking for what seemed like hours. Suddenly… We see the high beam lights of the director’s Dark Mercedes C class shining directly in our direction!
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Shit we’ve been spotted!

MESS


OK HONEY, I just wanted everyone to get a glimpse of "Inspiration" the girl that is seriously no Inspiration to anyone...just a HOT MESS!! this is only a blurry pic...I'll try to get a better one later ya'll! ttfn
I have recently come to the conclusion that I am seriously depressed. I’m a Pisces and I am used to my moodiness and most people that are around me have adapted to that. Right now I am in a complete downturn. I can barely get up in the morning for classes or work. My money isn’t right and I feel that I have so many people and other things that need to be taken care of that I will never be able to get myself straight. I feel that my child isn’t happy with me because I am never around due to work and school. And when I am around its dinner, bath, book, and bed time. I want more for him and I want him to happy, secure, and confident. Marriage is a Bitch when you feel that you are not enough for your significant other and that they fall short of meeting your needs as well. It’s even worse when you have a desire for something/someone more and it’s so close but you don’t dare reach out for it.

AAAHHHH!!!

I am just sooo frustrated. I honestly don’t see the light at the end of this tunnel.


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Confessions by Sasha

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Hey Honey Bunches!
Okay so today I wanted to switch things up a bit and reveal a personal secret of mine.
If you’ve read some of VSJ’s earlier posts you will notice that most of our subjects relate to our experiences being a fly on the wall in the corporate world…at our jobs. But remember, we are also going to share some other topics that relate to our personal lives, and lemme tell you, there’s been something weighing very heavy on my heart lately….something not even my girls V and J know about. But I figured I might as well let it off my chest here you know? So here goes…You are now entering the Pandora’s Box of Sasha’s Confessions:
The confession:
I’m involved with an engaged man who recently revealed he’s fallen in Love with me.….

Now before you start to judge, I must take you bck to our initial first encounter…bck to where it all started. (You do realize there will be multiple parts to Sasha’s Confession dnt you? ;-)

See one thing I haven’t told you guys is that I am an up and coming artist. I do it all, from singing, composing/writing music, fashion design and definitely dance/choreography. Recently I was selected to partake in this huge show being held in my home state which will remain anonymous for now. There were big name music artists and producers from all over in attendance. Well I met one of the main producers of whom is actually running the show. He and his partner are known as the hottest “Superproducers “in the state where I’m from (which I may reveal to you at a later time…we’ll see…) and they established their first annual award show which created a buzz all over the East Coast. He has worked with several artists and collaborated with several producers that have blessed the music industry with some of the hottest hit records I guarantee you listen to in your cars today.
Now I had no idea who this guy was before the show…I had never heard of his group unlike everyone else, b/c with my work schedule I am hardly ever able to tune in to the latest music video or latest song that hit the air waves…in a sense I was out of touch with the music world for a bit. So you can’t say I was a groupie just liking him for his status cuz as I mentioned, I had never heard of the guy up until this show.
But anyway…. after meeting this man, I can truly say he has a heart of Gold…sweet as can be and absolutely gorgeous! Nice thick muscular arms, tight chest, tight body build, light vanilla skin, the most mesmerizing hazel-green eyes that seems to put me in a trance every time I look into them, pretty dark hair that he always kept sharp w/a round- up with waves, sexy thick luscious pink lips, the kind that makes u wanna just suckle on all nite
(His lips remind me of Mel Jackson who played Simuel in the movie Soul Food when he licks em)…just pure sexy!
I could already tell from the moment this man grabbed my arm sending jolts of electricity through my entire body as I excited the stage and how he leaned in close to whisper in my ear (w/ that sexy deep baritone voice) how much he loved watching me do my thang on stage…oh yes honey I could tell from that moment that I was in Trouble Trouble!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Gutter Chick,

I am far from a Gutta Bitch, but this is my SHIT!

Trai'D Gutter Chick, Gutta Bitch

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