Last Minute

Good evening Honey Bunch followers!

Hey Quick Question:

Don’t you just hate people who wait to the last minute for just about EVERYTHING? How about when it’s on the job involving your supervisor or management team who are supposed to set the example by responding diligently and effectively to complete important tasks at hand. What if they are the main ones waiting to the last minute to do everything???! Well that’s the case here. I mean, damn! Can’t you follow up on a simple question I ask?

Prime Example: If I have a customer who requires immediate assistance that only management can answer, why not delegate that customer to the appropriate hands in a timely manner or at least before the day is out so that they may have a response. Even if you don’t have the answer to that customer’s problem immediately, at least communicate with me so that I MAY BE AWARE. Or hell, at least before an entire Week (yes I said WEEK) has elapsed where by that point the customer is probably pissed off and figured we’ve either forgotten about them or either we’re ignoring them. And also, if you know I am taking the day off and put in my request over a week in advance, do not and I repeat DO NOT call me once I have left the building for the day just because YOU chose to wait till the last damn minute to ask me what day/what time I will be working to make up time missed. I mean Helllooo? Did you not have a whole 8 hour shift/40hr week to ask me that? Now that I am gone for the day do not bother me blowing up my phone to try to reach me to ask a dumb question....sorry…that’s what u get for procrastinating….blonde management (no offence to the actual intelligent blondes out there)…but I tell you boy, sometimes I question the piece of paper that gives certain people in the corporate world a higher rank than us. I mean seriously, let’s be real…like my girl Jas said…whose ass r u really kissing to get the position u have & maintain it. You are way under qualified! Lord! Sorry had to vent for a moment…I’m better now!

Anyone else out there have a tale to tell about underqualified management…or anyone who just loves to wait till the last minute for just about ANYTHING, then please let it out here!

nnfn (nite nite for now;-)

Plastics part 2 (the chic)

Plastics II--Okay Honey So this Plastic chic around here...lets call her BOOGEE...She thinks that her stuff don't stink and she is all that...Mind you she ain't got no man, ain't never been married, no kids, and is pushing 50...so SOMETHING Is OBVIOUSLY WRONG WIT HER ASS!! Anyway...3 people got married within a month of each other..she is all up on everybody stuff how beautiful, just exciting, congratulations and all kinds of stuff...Well she send out a Congratulatory message to 2 of the 3 people..1 of whom is her goody goody girlfriend (Kitty, whom also is as fake as a $3 bill, but thats another story)...the other was the previous guy Sasha was talking about (Mackless)...Well the 3rd (Skins) had the largest and most special wedding of them all..He is truly in Love with his wife and it shows in his speech, his actions, the pictures around his desk. Well Boogee being as PLASTIC as she is comments almost everytime she sees it about how gorgeous it looked and how happy she is for Skins..WEll Why this wench ain't neva send out no Congratulations to him..She took the time to Congratulate somebody who DENIED even getting married, but her HATING ass won't tell Skins who was proud Congratulations..

So anyway, after being confronted with WHY she hadn't sent anything out for him, She responds with I was waiting on Kitty to do it since she is Skins boss.. Well we all knew Kitty was so self-absorbed in her own Shit she wouldn't do that!! Plus she is a HATER too....cause her wedding was so small and overlooked.

Finally one of Skins co-workers had to send out the email and it was so much better than anything that Boogee would have sent, she simply comment "Great job, it was much more appreciated coming from his fellow colleague"...PLASTIC ASS HATER!!!!

Plastics (Part I)

Hello Honey Bunches!
I hope all is well and loovelyyyy today!
Today I wanted to take a moment, and talk about the Plastics of today's society. You know...the people who constantly put up a facade for their own personal objectives whether it be to

A. Impress someone of the opposite (or same) sex...hey we r living in a very changed world.
B. Because they are in such a deep state of denial about the current life that they r living & wanna create this" fantasy" world.
C. Because they want to have their cake and eat it to and the only way they can do this is to pretend they are something they are not to get what they want or basically to plain deceive another in an attempt to gain the affection or to ahh...let’s be real...to get the goodies of another (sorry fellas but this category definitely falls heavy for you!)

Well VSJ have encountered several plastics while being on the wall.
We encountered this 1 guy who takes the cake though.
This guy would Deny Deny Deny that he was getting married and swear up and down that the married life was NOT in his agenda no time soon! The reason we believe he did this is because you see homeboy was sexually deprived at home and stayed cheating on his girl. But not every chick is as scandalous and dirty to sleep with a taken man so our take is...homeboy denied he was getting married so he could get the goods from the girl. SO he put on the trusty PLASTIC gear, suited up, put the game face on and let the games begin honey! Main objective in his case: Trap the girl!

But apparently homegirl was smart and she won't falling for it though so I guess he copped an attitude and finally gave up.
Next thing we knew homeboy soon flew under the radar. Nowhere to be found for at least 2weeks or so. I’m assuming this was the week of his supposed union with his lady b/c soon after...we discovered an announcement congratulating the newly married guy to his long time lady! Hilarious!
Maybe he had to keep denying it in a pathetic attempt to try to convince himself?!
To this day he has not gotten the nerve to face us and come clean about his deceit...Gotta humor the plastics…2 funny!
Oh and yes VSJ have encountered several lady Plastics while being on the wall also...But I'll save that for my partners to update you guys on during another time....
Plastics Part II coming soon…

No. It didn't take me that long to use the bathroom. I just had to occupy myself for a while. So back to my Random thoughts.

Sorry...I'm having a super ADD moment. Everytime I go to complete this post I end up doing all kinds of other shit, like...shitting, eating, going to class, blazing, eating, blazing some more, um having the bomb high sex with my significant other (SO), sleeping, going to class again, and working. That was a quick summary of the last 24 or so hours since my last post. I was actually just fussed at by my 2 other counterparts. Sorry guys. You know the smoke has me a little off.

I wonder who in the Hell be telling people that they are cute, sexy, or better than someone else; WHEN THEY ARE NOT!. Who be feeding these people this bullshit? Just boosting people up to the point that they look down on others. I hate nasty ugly people and I'm not talking about their physicical atributes. I mean people with just bad nasty Oras around them.

If you didn't know, that shit is contagious like Swine Flu. This chick in here straight up has H1N1 coughing and sneezing everywhere (not literally). She needs to get that shit checked. like I said it can be contagious, thats why I'm writing this post. To get this shit out of my system.

We will call her inspiration. Don't be fooled, she is not an inspiration to any damn body. There is just something about her, other than her nasty hair and trashy clothes, that I cant put my finger on. Something is just not right with her and I intend to find out what it is. UUUGGGHH

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**PointLeSS people**

Okay Honey for real..why do you work here again?? You already have a fulltime job, and you only come in here 3 days out of a week. You barely come in here then, and the entire time you are here..You walk around, eat, or sit in your chair blankly staring at the wall..What the Fuck??? The only reason why you are here is because you are the fuckin managers friend, and nobody in this bitch wants to say anything to your stupid ass cause all the others supervisors are tooo damn busy kissing the managers butt to try and speak about you. So you aimlessly get to work whenever you feel like it when the rest of us are here everyday struggling tryna make a few dollars cause they won't increase our damn pay but continue to increase our job duties..You are a waste of this companies money and they could be seperating your measley (sp) little check into my damn pocket..Atleast it will make mine look that much better!! SHIT, Im just tired of stupid pointless people in this damn place...GET OUT!!! ttylfn

OMG, before I Could even post the paragraph above..Here comes the POINTLESS person back in the damn room with a plate of food, crunching and munchin in my damn ear...UGH, WHY ARE YOU HERE???? GET THE FUCK OUT....
TTYLFN

Hello honey bunches!

I would like to formally introduce myself and welcome you to the wonderful world of VSJ's flyonthewall.This is Sasha Spice and I am also new to the whole blogging thing so bare with me. What is VSJ’s flyonthewall you ask? Well this is basically an outlet. Our Outlet. An Outlet for you to express yourself, to release your innermost secrets regarding the harsh realms of reality in everyday life or just to simply comment on a topic you feel strong about.
But WARNING: Sometimes we may have to post something that just caught- our- eye...you know what I mean…like if you saw the chick with the rainbow color weave and spandex biker shorts from the 80’s thinking it is all about ME & you just couldn’t believe she actually stepped out the house looking like that?! oh noo honey,…or maybe the ghetto ass thug wannabe at the gas station trying to spit game to you with a fake grill and breath to flatten out any fresh perm...yall know what I mean ladies, dead wrong….whateva the case may be, you can let it all out here! Whatever’s on your mind.

We sometimes go through life encountering various issues whether at work, at school, within our home and family life, love life, etc...and there may be things you may have wanted to truly verbally express about these issues but felt trapped. Well here's your chance to be a fly on the wall. A fly on OUR wall...to not only listen and learn what other people may be experiencing such as yourself...but to also bring some of your innermost thoughts to the forefront.

So if this sounds like something you would love to be a part of, then blog away because honey bunches we sure are!In fact, I am just beginning my day and honey let me tell you, I have so much to let out already! Whoo chile, Jesus help me! Any time you need to take a 20 min personal break to collect yourself and you've JUST clocked in to work for the day in less than 10 mins ago, yea you can tell this is going to be a Very long and trying day...so you ready? Well here goes....VSJ is giving you ACCESS GRANTED:
"You are now entering VSJ'S fly on the wall...."

Disorganization

Don't you just hate when you suppose to have a LEADER that don't know how to lead..I mean can you give me some type of direction before I have already figured things out for myself..I be thinking whose butt did you kiss, or whose ladder did you climb (giggle), to get the position you are in. Its pretty dam* obvious that you are sooooooo underqualified except for your degree..Nowadays a degree don't mean nothing..Anybody can go to class and do the work, but did your dumb blonde a** learn anything for real!!! I THINK NOT HONEY!! So can we pulease..give up the goods, and let me and my girlz handle this..cause we do it anyway sweetie....ITS OVA FOR YOU!! TTYLFN

After Two cups of Coffee...

Coffee is my CRACK! I cant drink just one cup. Oooohhh Nooo. I had to have 2 and I’m thinking about a third. I’m already somewhat ADD and hate to sit down, now add coffee, and complete boredom, and a little ass office with 2 other people. WOW. There is no reason for me to be this awake and just sit at my desk. So I have been thinking…

Well not really thinking (I have too much caffeine in my system to think) more like rambling in my mind. Wait a minute did I mention that Coffee sends me to the bathroom?

I’ll be back…

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Mrs. V

I would formally like to introduce myself as Veronica. Welcome to VSJ. We invite you to be a fly on the wall in our everyday lives. We are just 3 normal people. Well as normal as normal can be, which really isn’t that normal. But I hear that normalcy is waaayyy overrated anyways. So yeah, I’ll admit to being the crazy one! I am super emotional and tend to make little things into BIG issues. This is where S and J come in at. They are sometimes my saving grace. Talking me out of crazy shit. Like quitting this damn job. Which I think about everyday. But we’ll get into all of that later.

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Hey People

Okay so I am sooooo new to this Blogging thing, but I am gonna just give it a shot and see what happens..This is actually gonna be a group Blog that has contributions from Myself (Jasmine Gucci the "J") and my 2 girlfriends "V" and "S" (they will introduce themselves later). So we just want to vent and share our thoughts and feelings about certain issues on our jobs, in our lives, what we see on the street, at school...just whatever! Thats why its called VSJ's Fly on the Wall...like a Fly on the Wall of our minds and our conversations, you will get an inside peek at what we are thinking and things we talk about. But I'm here to tell ya, that when we talk..HONEY...we talk!! SO it may get good up in here..Well Nothing much to say right now...But stay tuned..cause it will soon be on and poppin..TTYLFN