Plastics (Part I)

Hello Honey Bunches!
I hope all is well and loovelyyyy today!
Today I wanted to take a moment, and talk about the Plastics of today's society. You know...the people who constantly put up a facade for their own personal objectives whether it be to

A. Impress someone of the opposite (or same) sex...hey we r living in a very changed world.
B. Because they are in such a deep state of denial about the current life that they r living & wanna create this" fantasy" world.
C. Because they want to have their cake and eat it to and the only way they can do this is to pretend they are something they are not to get what they want or basically to plain deceive another in an attempt to gain the affection or to ahh...let’s be real...to get the goodies of another (sorry fellas but this category definitely falls heavy for you!)

Well VSJ have encountered several plastics while being on the wall.
We encountered this 1 guy who takes the cake though.
This guy would Deny Deny Deny that he was getting married and swear up and down that the married life was NOT in his agenda no time soon! The reason we believe he did this is because you see homeboy was sexually deprived at home and stayed cheating on his girl. But not every chick is as scandalous and dirty to sleep with a taken man so our take is...homeboy denied he was getting married so he could get the goods from the girl. SO he put on the trusty PLASTIC gear, suited up, put the game face on and let the games begin honey! Main objective in his case: Trap the girl!

But apparently homegirl was smart and she won't falling for it though so I guess he copped an attitude and finally gave up.
Next thing we knew homeboy soon flew under the radar. Nowhere to be found for at least 2weeks or so. I’m assuming this was the week of his supposed union with his lady b/c soon after...we discovered an announcement congratulating the newly married guy to his long time lady! Hilarious!
Maybe he had to keep denying it in a pathetic attempt to try to convince himself?!
To this day he has not gotten the nerve to face us and come clean about his deceit...Gotta humor the plastics…2 funny!
Oh and yes VSJ have encountered several lady Plastics while being on the wall also...But I'll save that for my partners to update you guys on during another time....
Plastics Part II coming soon…